Frodo-footing

Going barefoot for any reason, named after the hobbit of the same name...
"ooh look, a firewalker!"

"yeah, he's sure frodo-footing it."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"nothing."

"..."
by M S G January 05, 2010
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Foot fist

When the male in a sexual relationship puts up toes in to the females vagina instead of is fingers, for it to be a true foot fist it must fit atleast the big toe and any other.
Me and mark were shagging like fuck last night and he foot fisted me
by Maniw July 21, 2017
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foot-stepping

a fancy way of saying walking/running to impress your friends
Liam: So what are you doing today?
Me: Foot-stepping
Liam: Wow! What's that?
Me: A sport
by cool dude 12345678900987654321 December 17, 2020
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foot tings

if you have awesome feet then your feet become foot tings.
HUMAN 1: Your feet are lit, man
HUMAN 2: He has them foot tings
by hannah the coolest August 06, 2019
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Foot Cabbage

An STD (STI) derived through the act of intercourse pertaining to the use of feet and/or cabbage. Normally feet. The result is a sickly green cabbagey rash/fungus on or around the feet, or penis. The contraction of Foot Cabbage, or "Broccoli Balls" (due to the cabbage rash around the scrotum causing a broccoli like growth) will almost always result in death and/or immediate paralysis.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.

Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".

*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.
Nick: I heard John contracted a pretty nasty case of Broccoli Balls from that Sarah girl. You know, the foot cabbage one...

Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...
by Nickliss001 December 03, 2013
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Foot Eye

Literally applies to any situation. Can be used if you don’t know how to finish a sentence. Can be used in place of common sense.
The tomatoe is red and the broccoli is crisp foot eye.
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