fucking donny

an expression used when something bad happens. in common cases, used when a string of bad luck occurs.

man i had pocket rockets, and i lost everything to a straight hand, on runner runner river. fucking donny!

by fuckingcoolguy January 18, 2009

Wheres my fucking glasses?

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.

Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?

by Thesefishsticksarehardastits! May 16, 2011

Fooking Cont

Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.

"Betty, you're a fooking cont."

by x_Shortie January 24, 2008

Fucking my Shit

Fucking my shit (F’n my S)

While driving , a car pulls out in front of you almost hitting you , you react “Fucking my Shit”

While walking, you almost trip and fall and you say “Fucking my Shit”

by Jewelsbyjulie May 10, 2020

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug

#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis

Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

Data Fucking

You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.

Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...

by anti-executive November 11, 2009

toe fucking

When the large toe( or more) is inserted into one's anus or a Women's Vagina for pleasure.

Dude I was TOE FUCKING this Hot chick last night she came then licked my toes.

by Ellesdnuts April 24, 2018