Flat Stanley

When an obese woman lies on top of a skinny man during sex. This results in a flattening of the man, slowly crushing his bones and compressing his organs. The man is then sent around the country in an envelope. Old people and retards take pictures with him at national landmarks.

When Sue and Fred have sex they do the Flat Stanley. Fred usually ends up in the hospital to have his lungs refilled. He's been told he only has a month to live.

by ghett0d3ana May 7, 2010

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

East Flatbush

East Flatbush is an area of Brooklyn, its difference is that Est. Flatbush is all over full of black culture: people from all over the carribean live here, being from either Jamaica, Haiti, Saint Vincent, Grenada, or Trinidad,etc. Inside, East Flatbush are many commercial parts(stores) where any items you have money for can be accessible, You'll also find restaurants with any kind of delicious Carribbean food under the sun. This neighborhood is as safe, as the world gets in this day and age so stop by, pick up some roti, get your hair did & Welcome to East Flatbush. (50'ss!!!)

-This area/neighborhood is (ghetto-in the good way, ppl), fun and exciting but never unsafe, if you use common sense, you'll be just fine. Lock your doors at night and dont go walking real late at night, alone. You can't NOT use common knoweldge in East Flatbush or any where else in NY.
-Also, one of the areas of Brooklyn that has mainly Black People and a much smaller percentage of Hispanic.
-Beverly Rd or Tilden Ave are streets that will be found in East Flatbush.

by Sammi-kins November 16, 2005

flat ass

A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.

"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."

by Deb1955 October 28, 2005

flat chested

some one who is a part of the "ITTY BITTY TITTY COMITTIY"
in other words, very small breasts.
boobless.

god, that bitch is flat chested.

by Josh O August 18, 2004

flatbush

Home of many West Indians (especially Hatians) in Brooklyn. A spot where you can catch dollar vans that take you up and down Flatbush Av. (dollar fifty cent vans now a days) A place where you can find some of the REALEST niggas and the prettiest women. One of the toughest neighborhoods to grow up in Brooklyn. A neighborhood where your most likely to be harassed by the police, especially if your chilling on the Junction Also, a great place to come to if you want to go to a REAL Bashment

"Yo, I need some new reggae shit son...some new tunes"

"Go to Flatbush. You know all them west indian niggas be having that new,straight from Jamaica tunes...And you know you gonna see some fly chicks.Be careful on the junction though...you know them Flatbush niggas is straight hood..."

"Word, Flatbush niggas is crazy.."

by Tim Shady June 3, 2005

flatch

Short for "Flatuence"

"Did you just flatch?"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003