flandecker

one who flatulates in their own face for the sheer joy of it

John, the landecker, is so apt at giving flanagans that he gives them to himself; therefore he is a flandecker.

by Steverino December 15, 2003

Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011

Furry Lap Flounder

A derogatory term for the vagina.

Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.

by DelMonty August 27, 2008

Flunderwear

Flying underwear.

Campers: *throwing their underwear*
Camp Counselor: Hey guys, no flunderwear.
Campers: *giggling*

by SopranoRocker2010 July 1, 2011

flounder

A flounder, much like the fish in water is very moist vagina, sometimes dripping, and can even have that fishy smell... a lot like Tom Cruise.

Oprah's flounder after a nice hot shower (without soap) is simply delicious

by Mike Titus September 15, 2006

Flonde

When the words -blonde- and -flat- combined to form FLONDE. A blonde chick who has no titties.flat as a board.

1.eww, she's so flat and blonde, what a fucking flonde!!
2. Rose that stupid tit less bitch, she's such a flonde

by Vicky Navea February 20, 2006

"fludder"

SWE: Crappy Pharmaceutical Dope

-I got real high on my moms antihistamines
-Dude, you're doing to much "fludder"

by RebelApe May 16, 2006