Flondling

The art of fondling your neighbor on an airplane.

Fair warning babe, I will be flondling you on our flight to Miami.

by UrbanPenner May 30, 2015

Flonely

Fat and lonely

When you love food more then being in a relationship, man I am so hungry - I'm going to be Flonely forever

by The cutest house on earth August 30, 2016

Flonge

You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.

Wow im so lucky that i escaped from Bodies dad , what a Flonge.

by Abdullah69yamum June 17, 2019

Flonker

An attractive young lady

Damn Doug, did you see that bitch? That bitch a FLONKER... slim waist cute face AND FAT OL ASS

by Ogpaperstackz April 14, 2019

Flionn

Flionn is a guy who doesn't really know what he's doing at any given time, but tries his best nonetheless. He may have ridiculously absurd views on the important things in life, but he is funny and caring most if the time. With an incredibly bloated ego, Flionn is full of himself most of the time, but once his friends help him out, he calms down.

Flionn is a name of Irish origin pronounced 'Flynn'

by Big JD 123 October 17, 2019

flonk

verb To Flonk: To stimulate the male sexual organ. Especially auto-stimulation in a noisy manner. This word definitely has onomatopoetic characteristics. Synonym: Masturbate.

Did you spend all night flonking it to softcore porn?

Ivar flonks constantly.

The internet results in highly flonktastic behavior on the part of the male population.

by meson537 February 14, 2008

DWILE FLONKS

when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.

I feel sorry for whoever he
dwile flonks.

by lew May 3, 2004