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flitching

An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.
That gay guy just came from an orgy where he filtched some jizz out of his friends ass.
by toast455 July 1, 2005
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float

when your with your girlfriend in the bathtub and you accidentally take a shit, then she bends down and eats it.
crap i just took a floater, you want to eat it?
by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 15, 2018
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Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
by JuicyBB November 10, 2008
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Floater

Detritus or cells suspended in the aqueous of the eye which can be seen by staring into the light; Matter in the fluid of the eye which will settle or leave or appear; a naturally occurring phenomenon of aging;
When he looked at the light quickly and moved his eye he could make out the floaters suspended in his vision;
by wstlnguy July 13, 2009
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whatever floats in your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself." Although contrary to popular belief, the phrase is whatever floats in your boat, not whatever floats your boat. It is used the same way, but it is in fact whatever floats in your boat.
Damn, shes hot as hell

I dont think so man, but whatever floats in your boat.
by hahaBAM August 22, 2011
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floating

The act of which a male puts his cock inside a woman's vagina and doesn't move or do any thrusts or movements
I was with this girl and all she wanted to do was have me floating in her pussy.
by blake chinn November 19, 2007
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floaties

Small particles of feces found afloat inside the bowl of an improperly flushed toilet.
Dude, don't you know how to flush? You left floaties!
by Michael Sutthampham May 7, 2005
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