Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

Fraping Uncle

a Uncle who will on a regular basis hack/take over a Niece or Nephew's facebook or twitter and post a silly status or tweet without them knowing or in more major cases hold them off while he does so long enough for his/her friends to see it

Like your night garden marathon? ;)

Fuck you saw fraping uncles post!

by Itonman January 13, 2011

nut flapping

Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts

dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nut flapping going on when i was running down the stairs

by peterbattista November 2, 2006

flaming heterosexual

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009

The Flaming Amazon

A sexual act in which the male, before ejaculation pulls out of the female and ingites her pubic hair on fire. Then proceeds to extinguish the flames with his jizz.

"That freaky broad begged for a Flaming Amazon."
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"

by maddog088 August 19, 2006

flapping

alternate word to describe jabbing a nice booty

k-malz: i was flapping that booty at the gyzam
deemo: douchebaggg
enlo: spit roasttt meee k-malzzz

by perthlover321 June 26, 2009