Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010

Fartsicle

A fart in a freezing cold environment.

The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.

by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003

Love Farts

A fart released in silent, usually in bed, by one or another spouse. When caught, the offender uses the excuse that he/she loves him/her. A downright silly, but mean thing to do. Especially if the farter has eaten eggs, asparagus, or taco bell that evening.
Not to be confused with the "LOVE FART" (Singular) which is produced by two gyrating bodies during sex.

"Honey, did you just fart!?!?"
-Yeah, I did... just a couple of love farts.-
"Dammit, you're an asshole."
-I know... I love you!-

by stuporjew57 July 8, 2011

Farts

Fresno Area Rapid Transport System

Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...

by Slatte October 29, 2008

fartstipation

Where you got real bad gas.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.

PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.

aw man i felt shit all day, i got rusty water, shingles and fartstipation

by CaptainHoyles October 20, 2008

fartskin

The thin envelope of cells surrounding a fart.

This room stinks and the fartskins must be ankle deep!

by Skintlizerd December 15, 2008

Fartshitler

A fart that smells like the shit of Hitler.

I fartshitlered in front of a nun and her head exploded in a pile of Christian goop.

by GooseAttack June 22, 2011