Fetus Wack

During intercourse with a pregnant woman, the fetus's tiny hands will come through the cervix and caress the mans penis. This provides an extraordinary feeling of delight to the man. This act is outlawed in 13 countries and 2 provicences.

-Hey man, how was that pregnant chick last night?

-Dude, I got a fetus wack!!

by camcamjam December 6, 2010

Fetus Deletus

A wizards way of abortion.
A spell for abortion

Ron: Harry! Me and Hermione didn't use protection! What ever shall we do!
Harry: No worries Ron, I got this. *brings out magic wand and points it at Hermione* Fetus Deletus!

by SirVelnd April 8, 2020

Food Fetus

The bloated look and feel of a stomach after consuming a large or filling meal.

Dude, those stuffed clams totally gave me a food fetus. I guess I'll be giving birth to a huge food baby tomorrow!

by alexayb February 19, 2011

Yeetus to the fetus and throw the child.

Basically saying goodbye to this child and chucking it.

Mother: Babe, the child won't stop crying!
Father: Then say yeetus to the fetus and throw the child. *throws the creature away*

by FaithDmazing_ December 11, 2018

FETUS OF DOOM

A meniachal little creature that crawls out of the womb at night while the unsuspecting mother lays in a deep slumber,Then strikes out on its own to inflict severe punishment on those who study stem cell research,After which it swings on the umbilical cord like spiderman all the way back to the sleeping mothers womb,All before daybreak.

Man last night Todd and I were screwing around with stem cells (for no apparent reason) and out of nowhere came the fetus of doom,Then it suddenly took Todds head clean the fuck off and scurried down his neck and out of his anus,all the while chanting a disturbing little tune that sounded alot like this...(Da Da Da Da fetus of doom Da Da Da Da fetus of doom)

by squirtdonkeys January 15, 2007

equus ferus caballus

Bitch nigga motherfuckin hoebag cunts licking donkey dicks while receiving a donkey punch....being slapped by multiple GIANT BLACK DICKS the men must be wearing nothing but aprons and chef hats. Being 100% nigga.

A LOT OF BLACK DICKS MUST BE PRESENT during equus ferus caballus

by BUTTFUCKER999 October 18, 2013

Fetus-O's

The favorite breakfast cereal of liberals everywhere!

Try the new honey-toasted ones,they're great!

by sick fucks March 18, 2005