Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Fatherless

A stupid insult

Person: You like cosplay? Lol fatherless XDDDD
Person 2: My parents are lesbians

by C0nf3tt1 SpR1nk13S July 15, 2022

Fatherless

the term is normally used by people who are either, losing an argument or are too retarded to make their own insults.
other than those, this term is also used for people who complain about every existing thing in their life.

in retrospect, this is another tryhard insult used to cause rumination.

Shut your fatherless ass up.

no wonder why you're fatherless

by GrassBuster February 22, 2022

Fathawgimus

noun used to describe leader of Greek or Roman city-state during the Fathawgtopian Empire.

Fathawgimus was the greatest ruler of all time.

by FatHawg February 17, 2010

Father water

Also known as semen, or sperm.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?

by LarryThePimp July 1, 2010

Father Penguin

a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)

Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.

I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!

by ConnecticutBorn July 7, 2010

Fathlete

An overweight person who is a good athlete nonetheless.

Roger's brother needs to lay off the Dunkin Donuts. Maybe, man, but that dude lettered in football and track. He's a genuine fathlete.

by Brian Bruce February 5, 2019