facebook

A internet jail where; you waste time, sit on your butt, write on walls, && poke random people!

Teacher: Why didnt you finish your homework.
Student: Because i was on facebook!

by lalagirl465 January 26, 2011

Facebook

Another reason why homework never gets done

I do want to do my pre-algebra homework, but there's Facebook...

by Sir Tablature November 19, 2010

Facebook

A place which enables you to you hear your mother laugh at a minion meme unironically

Son: Mum, can I use the iPad now?
Mother: STFU JIMMEH I'M ON FACEBOOK!

by Infinity0706 November 18, 2018

facebook

A place where people talk to friends and play virtual games. A total place to waste your life.

250th definition!

May 5, 2007: *on FaceBook*

April 21, 2012: *still on FaceBook*

School: *sneaking on FaceBook on my smartphone*

by CoderWhoWillMakeANewFaceBook September 23, 2012

Facebook

(noun) The destroyer of awk barriers.

John: How did you decide to ask her out? It must have been awkward.
Bill: I just used Facebook.

by Annie Ratliff August 17, 2012

Facebook

verb. When dour doing a chick from behind, and you bend her over, and hit her in the face with a book. Thus the Facebook!

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Facebooked a chick last night
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets

by the dude5264247 March 17, 2011

Facebook

A worldwide gravitational tractor beam that slowly sucks the life out of all its users. Eventually, it will suck the entire universe into a giant black hole, thus ending life as we know it.

I meant to do my homework four hours ago, but I was unexpectedly sucked into Facebook, which stole my soul and left my body blankly staring at my computer screen while I now reside in the vacuum of space.

by TheAwesomeistChickYouKnow. July 23, 2011