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Facebook loneliness

A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.
Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
by noobness January 27, 2010
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Facebook Gremlin

When someone nobody likes adds everybody on Facebook, then continues to creep on them. Then, eventually they try to get with you in person.
Dude, Facebook Gremlin Kelly was creepin all up on those guys on Facebook. She keeps adding everyone!
by Kellycockblock May 25, 2010
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Facebook deep

adj.
1. The act of presenting yourself as an enlightened genius by copying posts that you get from others.

2.The act of hiding the jacked-upness of your life through the use of words of wisdom.
Clara is not impressed by Michael's attitude because she knows he is only Facebook deep
by O-keydoke June 13, 2010
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Facebook obvious

when two people flirt on facebook, and it's obvious that they like each other
Girl 1: I don't know how Manny feels about me.
Girl 2: It's pretty facebook obvious that he likes you.
Girl 1: What does that even mean?
Girl2: It means that he is always flirting with you on facebook.
by superbadedgar May 9, 2011
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Narcissistic Facebook Disorder

When somebody obsessively trolls the Facebook status updates, comments, photographs, video posts and likes of their Facebook colleagues and manages to interpret every post as having a go at them. This is generally followed by a spate of angry personal messages from any one of their several fake accounts to generate a perception of false support from their 'friends'.
Person 1: "Man, that Meg has posted a photo of her new labrador puppy. Do you think she's hinting that I have breath like a dog?"

Person 2: "Dude, you have Narcissistic Facebook Disorder for sure".
by Amanda Lee Smith July 13, 2012
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A bunch of moms that hate any kid they see on a bike.
That kids on a bike let me report him to the Hicksville moms Facebook group
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