you absolute nut

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003

absolute age

The actual age of an object.

The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.

by Dada truth April 28, 2006

Absolute

it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.

P1: this shows going to be awesome
P2: absolutely

by jude-e December 5, 2001

Absolute

Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New termanlogy courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.

That head is Absolute. He comin' correct.

by Foreknow 4NO Apparel December 9, 2008

absolutely barbaric

When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong

"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"

"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."

by Dickbutt694206661738 January 9, 2017

Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian

A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.

It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.

Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...

by Jehovas witness October 9, 2020