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Frosty Kermit 

When you fart into an unfrozen Icecube tray leaving the water to freeze trapping the fart bubbles inside the ice cubes once frozen.
Hey what are you doing in the freezer,
A frosty Kermit darling... what else

Frosty Red Icicle

A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.
“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”

frosty cat 

(1) Hardly ever used vagina.
"Too bad Anna wouldn't give it up, I woudn't mind getting to that frosty cat in her pants."
frosty cat by xxxsomebodyxxx September 13, 2008

frosty windshield 

when a polar bear craps on your face
things got intense last night, i totally got a frosty windshield
frosty windshield by nickh702 November 3, 2010

Frosty Sleigh Ride

Receiving a dutch rudder while riding a chair lift on a ski hill.
Pete: Hey man, what was that chick doing to your arm on the ski lift?

Andy: Dude, she was straight giving me a frosty sleigh ride!

Pete: Daaaaamn!
Frosty Sleigh Ride by Bahaha MT February 9, 2012

frosty wank 

To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.
Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.

Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.

Joe: I'll bang it harder then
frosty wank by ThisUsernameWasTaken December 14, 2015