Sometimes known as an fls, a freaky loyal shorty is a women that embodies all the desirable qualities by being the three terms in the phrase. This is the often used by closeted gay men.
example “Julia Porter, will you be my fls?”
example “Julia Porter, will you be my fls?”
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When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.
Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.
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Get the freaky shooter mug.When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.
“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”
“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
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