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Text forgery

When someone texts another person pretending to be you, regardless of who's phone it is.
Jenny used text forgery to be Tom and sent the text to his dad.
by Honestlyno August 22, 2014
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tune forked

When a guy farts during sex. The vibrations travel through the penis into the vagina and the woman feels it. Like a tuning fork.
"Haha, yah I tune forked Felecia last night."
by St. Felecia April 12, 2016
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Fuck & forget

Is another term used for a one night stand. Is also known as f&f.
Dude #1: That girl seems like wifey material!
Dude #2: Nah, she seems more like a fuck & forget kind of girl.
by Fckngreat November 23, 2019
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don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge
person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !
by dripelboeberger April 7, 2021
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Forked

Norm,"hey joo, the neighbours want us to turn the music down."
camjoo,"Tell em to get forked its NYE ffs!"
by camjoo May 31, 2005
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Forced

When someone you would prefer not to talk to, engages you in an Extended one-sided conversation, that the only possible response is to say uh huh and let them keep talking.

usually it works like this

person 1: "hey man did you hear that that watchman movies out this friday?"

Person 2: "yeah man im not sure if thats gonna be good tho."

Person 3(forcer): "omg that movies gonna be good it gonna... bla bla bla bla bla"(you so dont care)

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 3: bla bla bla bla

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"
Person 1- Man he forced you like 6 times today.

Person 2- i know man it was like stfu dude please.
by Da_Mad-Hatter March 6, 2009
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forget it

Short for: I don't want to talk about it because I have sand in my vagina.
Girl: I hate it when....

Boy: What? What were you going to say?

Girl: Forget it.
by Commander Shepard69 December 6, 2010
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