off like a Jewish foreskin

About to leave or take off.

Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off".
It was great seeing you guys, but I really have to catch my bus, so I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.
by andycash May 16, 2006
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Rocket Wrist Foreskin Ripper

The act of jerking one off in a very fast motion while ripping the victims foreskin from excessive force.
Vadim ripped Brodies foreskin while jerking him off. hes a rocket wrist foreskin ripper.
by JRHahaha July 03, 2012
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Long Foreskin Energy (LFE)

Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.
by Cut__Guy January 08, 2023
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off like a Jewish foreskin

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.
It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)
by Roderick O'Donnell July 30, 2006
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A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.
Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!
by J-Doggster February 27, 2011
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Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.
by OCarroll16 April 15, 2021
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"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"
"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"
by Part Walker April 15, 2008
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