Favorite Turd

Someone you wouldn't tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.

Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!

Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.

Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.

by matterri September 22, 2016

flavoliting

you watched tommyinnits video where they beat minecraft only in the end and you wanna know what it means

i am flavoliting - gogy, 2021

by puppyrose May 28, 2021

Favorite crime

A relationship that had a lot of sacrifices and heartbreak, but made it work just to stay together.

Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.

He was my favorite crime last summer.

I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime

Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo

All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime

by Jus_churro June 27, 2021

Flavortown Fluid

Pour one can of coke, enough vodka to deal with your shitty kids, one half shot of lime juice, then stir in bong and take a fat rip, transfer into a cocktail glass and enjoy with a side of diarrhea-enducing Chipotle.

"I enjoy the finer things in life, such as a flavorful margarita on the rocks or a Flavortown Fluid."

by LeFrance July 21, 2018

do me a flaver

It means to ask for a favor of any sort without describing what it is .

Hey I'm heading out later can you do me a flaver ?

by dragonboy8586 July 31, 2020

Gravy Flavored Condom

Condoms evil Turkey's use.

I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.

You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"

Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."

by The Turkie August 15, 2011

flavr saver

a long patch of un-shaved hair under a males bottom lip. The idea is that the male eats something, the patch of hair is dragged through and saves the flavor for later. Also called soul patch.

Lone Wolf was partying with Vicky Eagle-Feather all weekend. They did a ton of crack together and got blasted off rubbing alcohol. That led to other shenanigans.

As Lone Wolf was pleasuring her, his flavr saver tickled her rim.

by jrubadub October 13, 2011