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beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.
Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.
by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017
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Couch Fishing

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.
Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..
by coalnine August 28, 2009
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Fat fishing

Similar to cat fishing but solely when someone's online profile portrays them as being far skinnier than they actually are.
that red head from tinder the other week, was totally fat fishing me, her selfie and filter game was on point
by Drath1995 October 18, 2017
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Gone Fishing

1. To checkout from reality. To be unaware of what's going on.
2. To drop the duties of daily life and go do something else, something nice.
"Honey, you good to go? We agreed today we'd settle the dentist bill, buy new shoes for the kids, drink tea with my mom and then you'd clean the bathroom filter, remember? honey...? Are you there...?" Johnny was gone fishing.
by dadadal October 5, 2015
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Box Fishing

To make out with a vagina, that is to put your tongue as deep as possible inside a girl, girlfriend or otherwise.
Bro1: What happened last night?
Bro2: I went box fishing! My tongue was so deep in her pussy my jaw hurts.
by WonTheBike September 30, 2011
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Dame fishing

A play on words of "game fishing"

The act of seducing a girl for sport
Mark: I can't wait to go dame fishing tonight. I love catching them and throwing them back in.
by Dalton Swayze June 2, 2016
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Sumo Fishing

The act of trapping and devouring a sumo customer in the game Zombie Cafe by Capcom to fill the empty tummy of your low on energy zombie.

Introduced by a gamer/user Ant Man.
Gamer: This is just perfect, I've been waiting for this moment for days (extremely happy while starring at her iPhone).

Friend: Did you just get a promotion you've been waiting for?

Gamer: Ha ha, no. I've trapped a sumo in Zombie Cafe, I'm gonna go sumo fishing now, watch this, it's so much fun! LOL.
by zombiefangirl April 6, 2011
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