fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"
Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"
by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017
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Fiddle your bean February

yooooooooooooooo special attention to the sack(fyb)
“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”
by penis retard 69 November 27, 2017
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Bumble Fiddle

"Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

"You are accused of Bumble Fiddle on strangers, do you want a lawyer?"
by tuamammazoccola June 05, 2020
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Fiddle-fuck

Noun definition: A gathering of people such as a potluck, that takes place in rural Appalachia.

Verb definition: To goof off, act up, or slack on the job.
Noun: "Barbara and I are having a good, old-fashioned fiddle-fuck this weekend and we'd sure love it if you folks joined us!

Verb: Y'all quit fiddle-fuckin' around and get to work!
by Caloobeous Jones November 02, 2023
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Fiddle with my Pickle

Touch my dick. Play with it. Tickle it. Fiddle with my penis.
Kenley: "Please daddy fiddle with my pickle"
James: "I mean if you down I would gladly."
by DickLicker9001 February 25, 2023
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fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.
Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.
by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 28, 2017
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Fiddle Club

Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettinkinky
Mr. Burns bought the Stars as his personal fiddle club.
by NebraskaMooser April 30, 2021
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