fellowship of the ring

The correct acronym is 'FORD'.
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.

'Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course again'.

by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005

auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

Fellini

Oral sex that leaves the penis permanently bent.

Samantha assured me that she wouldn't use her teeth, but I had a Fellini to show for it.

by Pantaloon January 24, 2008

fellaticake

While receiving head if at any time, for any reason fecal defication occurs, excluding use of a toliet such act will be described as fellaticake

Angies blowie was so trash I had to give her a fellaticake so I could get the fuck out of there

by it's_grill January 5, 2022

Lord Fellaini

Nickname for the best player in football's history, most talented and skilled, Marouane Fellaini. He is often called a God of football, impressing with every single minute on the pitch. And he has the best hairstyle ever.

"OMG! How the fuck someone can miss that? Normal for Lord Fellaini"
"Lord Fellaini strikes again! Only two broken noses this time!"
"Man Utd really pays this man?"

by luciensias July 16, 2018

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas

what happens when drake changes you (21)

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas (Yeah)

by saucyrossy/sussy russy December 4, 2022