Failtastic

1.) A fail of such magnitude that it requires the ending "tastic"
2.) A fail that is larger than a Titanic Fail, but not quite a Catastrophic Fail
3.) A giant ass fail
4.) A fail so awesome, its almost a win.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see him slip on the skateboard and punch the kid in the throat?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that was so failtastic!
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Bro 1: Dude, did you see him get punched in the nuts by that girl?
Bro 2: Yeah! That was so failtastic I almost laughed!

by Kuh-Dawg January 6, 2010

faulty

Contrary to conscience, morality, or law; immoral or wicked.
Unfair; unjust.

You did all that and she still didn't let you hit it? That's faulty.

by eZank February 27, 2003

cead mile failte

Literally means a hundred thousand welcomes...

Used as... "Hello", but only tourists in ireland use it or people who are talking to Irish people... Irish people don't actually use it themselves...

by Cully April 1, 2003

FaulkDaddy

Chris is THE daddy!!!!!!!!#@@

Chris is my FaulkDaddy!!!!!!!!!!

by JKCCM March 6, 2005

failtrain

v.
To fail at something utterly

n.
The train on which utter failures ride to their next failure

The russians sure failtrained it with Chernobyl

by fagatini July 5, 2007

faculty lounger

a slutty teacher (male or female) who sleeps with the entire school faculty
aka faculty fucker

Miss Johnston is sleeping with my chem teacher Mr. Platter. I heard she also gave the gym teacher a blow job. She's a real faculty lounger.

by yoiks April 16, 2006

Faulker

Someone who uses Facebook to stalk or obsessively comments on someones profile.

"He is such a faulker! All he does is like my statuses and make creepy stalkerish wall posts!"

by wordsaremyname January 24, 2010