A Person who has more than 1 chin and has big ass man tits bigger than any porn star and a stomach the size of a blue whale also will eat anything it comes in contact with.
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Get the fatass mug.The act of eating a lot more food than everyone else in the group, causing everyone to call that person fatass.
Little Jimmy had three bags of candy and a large soda at the movie theater, so everyone, including his parents called him a fatass.
10 years later, Little Jimmy entered a middle school hot dog eating contest. Little Jimmy gobbled up record high 676 weenies, shattering previous record of 325 set by Michael Moore and tied by Rosie O'Donnell. Everyone, including the president of hot dog eating contests, called Little Johnny a fatass.
Another 10 years later, Little Jimmy finally moved into his own apartment where no one could judge his eating habits. Little Jimmy ate 62 big macs to celebrate. Despite dying of a clogged anus the next morning, nobody was around to call Little Jimmy a fatass, so technically he was not a fatass.
10 years later, Little Jimmy entered a middle school hot dog eating contest. Little Jimmy gobbled up record high 676 weenies, shattering previous record of 325 set by Michael Moore and tied by Rosie O'Donnell. Everyone, including the president of hot dog eating contests, called Little Johnny a fatass.
Another 10 years later, Little Jimmy finally moved into his own apartment where no one could judge his eating habits. Little Jimmy ate 62 big macs to celebrate. Despite dying of a clogged anus the next morning, nobody was around to call Little Jimmy a fatass, so technically he was not a fatass.
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Hey kevin, did you see were the fatassalbright went? Yes, she is in third stall. Oh I should have none,(lazy whore)
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22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
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