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Face Check

The act of checking if an area is dangerous to blunder into by blundering into it.
"There might be an ambush waiting for us inside this bush. Let me poke my face in and check"
"DEMACIA!"
"Dude, don't Face Check"
by Teh Mongause September 23, 2011
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face fee

The taxation of the ugly folks. The money collected from the ones looking less beautiful than the rest.
- Tom, you're ugly as sin and yet you don't pay the face fee! I gonna cut one finger off your palm each day you're late with your face fee, yo!
by Tom Gore January 14, 2008
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Facebookkake

When a bunch of horny teenage boys all post on a 'hot' or 'slutty' girls Facebook picture with comments that are sexual in nature.
Tim: "OMG Julian, did you see Brittney's new profile picture on Facebook?"

Julian: "Hell yeah dude, within minutes of uploading that shit turned into a facebookkake."
by ayyitsjayy March 22, 2013
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Face Fancy

Facial Hair, a moustache or a beard or a moustache beard combination. Something that makes your face look fancy.
by bexywoo June 7, 2009
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facespew

1.
Noun:

A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life

2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed
Beatrice’s facespew concerning the lousy details of her breakup was surprising, as she is notably shy and reserved in person.


Friends don't let friends facespew.
by J.T. Bee February 23, 2009
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Facebook tagwar

When two or more persons tags "fake" and ugly pictures of eachother, and the uglyness of the picture increases by time, making it more humiliating to the other person
These persons are often friends, and doesn't mean any harm to eachother, than having fun on eachothers behalf.
A is white
B is a asian

A tags B in ugly asian pictures
B responds to tag A in pictures of ugly ginger people.
A responds in tagging A in even uglier asian pictures.
and so on..
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A: Why did John tag that ugly picture that's not you?
B: yeah know, we're having a facebook tagwar. Check out the pictures i've tagged him in!
by haakon666 November 8, 2009
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face barge

When a women backs up onto a mans face to dock onto his mouth, sometimes performed without the captains permission. Like a river boat without paddles.
Dude, before i knew it, shed pulled down her pants and face barged me with her flange, i didnt expect that.
by JtothePizzle February 21, 2014
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