near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.

Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.

by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017

Sweet Prince Experience

The act of watching ‘Tiger King’ on Netflix while letting your dog lick peanut butter off your balls

I’ll never be as cool as Joe Exotic, but I did enjoy a nice Sweet Prince Experience last night.

by Quarantined jabroni March 28, 2020

near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.

That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.

by ninjavee May 29, 2009

The Full Whitechapel Experience

The sexual act of dressing like Jack the Ripper and unloading fiery liquid lava diarrhea shits in your partners mouth in a Persian restaurant bathroom. After this has been done, the same act is performed again in a Starbucks bathroom down the road.

After a couple have a reasonably large sized brunch in London, they decide to spice things up in the Whitechapel neighbourhood by performing The Full Whitechapel experience.

by jackieboi123 May 6, 2023

ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face

The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.

by Supah Dave October 5, 2013

Vanilla Minecraft Experience

When Bamboo is sometimes just too hard to clear

Man my entire garden is filled with Bamboo, this isn't what I came to understand of a "Vanilla Minecraft Experience."

by Bid Bongus January 27, 2022

Kansas drill experiment

a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill

hey ted!! I like doing the Kansas drill experiment.

by big Angela February 20, 2022