Presumptuous Expectations

The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer

Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option

Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much

by chumlord11 March 29, 2010

excelsior education center

Should rightfully be named Excelsior Play Center. An actual, legitimate charter/independent-study high school where you can graduate without doing any work. Thousands of students already have discovered the secret of forging parent signatures on log sheets, which are annoying slips of paper that are required weekly and is supposedly proof of student work done. Not only does most of the student population slack off, but it is known that much of the faculty sits around and does NOTHING. However, Excelsior thrives due to a small number of hardworking faculty members and the effort of a very few smart students who, shockingly, actually do the assigned work. But for the most part, be prepared to learn NOTHING.

At Excelsior Education Center:
Student 1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week, we can hang out at each other's house and watch movies all day. From then on, we'll do whatever we want.

Student 2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?

Student 1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.

by Millanny January 9, 2009

expelination

the process of being expelled

you are currently being expelinationed

by hiiiiiiii person November 4, 2019

excellingly

very very very very very

Mitch said Emily was excellingly smart.

by inyocloset January 11, 2008

Excel Hysteria

A lucid state experienced after a large number of hours spent working solely on Excel spreadsheets.

Susie's Excel Hysteria caused her to reorganize all the objects on and around my desk, along with painting a picture on her lab notebook using solely coffee grinds.

by jziggy November 3, 2008

Excelpert

Someone who is well versed in spreadsheets. May be CSV positive.

You know that geek in the finance department? Go ask him. He's an Excelpert.

by gmojbu March 18, 2010

Ted Mosby Expectations

Many dating advice books, websites, columns, etc say that the main reason why some people struggle with dating is because of "unrealistic expectations" or as I like to call them "Ted Mosby Expectations". Ted Mosby is the name of one of the main characters on the long running successful sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother". He thinks most of the women he likes and dates are "the one" he will marry and have his children which is not the right mindset to have. It's hard to find the right person especially when you're a "nice guy" like him. Hence his expectations are unrealistic although I gotta say he is very persistent and many guys can relate to his experiences and "unrealistic expectations"

Dude you have "Ted Mosby Expectations" when it comes to dating; they are too high and unrealistic!

by GuitarMelody June 7, 2014