2 definitions by jziggy

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A total spaz who simply can't sit still, and when he moves his arms and legs flail everywhere including all sorts of unnatural positions, yet somehow a keaka is suprisingly useful in sports and in the bedroom. He's very unorthodox in his techniques but somehow is able to make it from point A to point B
Oy that kid's such a wing nut, he must be a keaka!
by Jziggy March 13, 2015
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A lucid state experienced after a large number of hours spent working solely on Excel spreadsheets.
Susie's Excel Hysteria caused her to reorganize all the objects on and around my desk, along with painting a picture on her lab notebook using solely coffee grinds.
by jziggy September 19, 2008
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