earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.

"Robbie is on an earection!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

spread eagle

when a girl is waiting for penetration, she is laying there spread eagle aka - legs spread apart. imagine a eagles wingspan while it is flying, then think of how her legs would be.
SPREAD EAGLE NIGGA

monke was waiting spread eagle on the bed for neRd's massive member

by hkpolice September 25, 2005

Earl

The hood slang word for "oil".

"Hey, can I get an earl change?" "My car needs some earl"

by Earlchange January 8, 2014

duke of earl

Refers to a non-espresso drink often made at coffee/tea shops in the Seattle-Tacoma area. It consists of a small amount of vanilla syrup (dependent on the size of the cup), an earl grey tea bag with a small amount of water to steep the tea and steamed milk. It is a lightly flavored, creamy alternative to straight tea. It can be made with other flavors of tea or syrups, which it is then referred to as simply a "duke". It is also less popularly known as an "Earl Grey Latte" at the corporate coffeehouse Starbucks.

Girl: I am dying for a Duke of Earl from Oppenheimer Cafe! Starbuck's Earl Grey Lattes taste like shit...

by Baristababe7 October 13, 2011

Earl

Hot as fuck and a sexy body.

If you find Earl don't let go.

by In the pu**y August 14, 2016

Earection

When you hear something that makes you extremely happy.
ie good music

"wow that song is so awesome I think I just experienced an Earection!"

by LILDGAL March 30, 2009

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.

person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.

by Mikeylovescake June 2, 2013