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Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.
Have you scored yet?
Nope!
So? What´s the point?
I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.
Have you scored yet?
Nope!
So? What´s the point?
I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.
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by blake jones July 18, 2007
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by blowydino February 8, 2017
Get the Easy D mug.The fourth Largest town in Connecticut (land-wise), nestled in the Connecticut River Valley. It has a population of roughly 8000, and is made up of East Haddam, Moodus, Hadlyme, Millington and Lake Hayward. It is about 20 minutes from anything and is home to a subpar school system that seldom gives back to the community in way of facility use. Within, there is the Gristmill Market and a 7-11 which is either inhabited by pale students who think they're ghetto, or students in their brand new pick up trucks that think they're hicks. There are no stop lights, only two blinking red lights to indicate a stop sign at a four way intersection, and the town is generally not allowed to open any sort of chain or franchise because it is categorized as a historical town.
Made famous by Fox Hopyard golf course, the historical Goodspeed Opera House and the multi-championship winning high school softball team (accredited to the fact that there are hardly any other sports to play in the Nathan Hale-Ray school system), East Haddam has a small tourist population mostly consisting of the elderly in the summer time. There is a bad teen alcohol, teen drug use, and teen un-safe sex problem in East Haddam that most parents tend to ignore or enable, often times accredited to the fact that East Haddam is boring. The Goodspeed Opera House has hosted a few famous people (James Vanderbeek, Julie Andrews) and actor Michael McKean has been said to live in town at one point.
Made famous by Fox Hopyard golf course, the historical Goodspeed Opera House and the multi-championship winning high school softball team (accredited to the fact that there are hardly any other sports to play in the Nathan Hale-Ray school system), East Haddam has a small tourist population mostly consisting of the elderly in the summer time. There is a bad teen alcohol, teen drug use, and teen un-safe sex problem in East Haddam that most parents tend to ignore or enable, often times accredited to the fact that East Haddam is boring. The Goodspeed Opera House has hosted a few famous people (James Vanderbeek, Julie Andrews) and actor Michael McKean has been said to live in town at one point.
Did you play football in high school?
No...I went to school in East Haddam, CT
Can we have a pizza delivered?
No way! This is East Haddam, CT
No...I went to school in East Haddam, CT
Can we have a pizza delivered?
No way! This is East Haddam, CT
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Get the easy come easy go mug.A place that was so scuzzy that Omaha bought all the land to get rid of it. The current population of east omaha lives at the open door mission, state pen, the state juvenile pen, and bum camps in the woods. So the quality of the people hasn't changed much. East omaha was so rank that the ghetto looked down on it. The only time blacks came down was to the dump or the junkyards and only in daylight. A good place to get out of, and put behind you.
Black you can't know what it's like to be poor. White I grew up in east omaha. Black you poor bastard. In east omaha the dump rats were so big they used them as junkyard dogs. Whats the nicest thing you can say about some one from east omaha? They're dead. They had hogs in east omaha but it wasn't fit for pigs so they moved them out.
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