Steve Snider Driver

One who drives erratically and has no sense of direction what so ever. He/she is the leading cause of rode rage and heart attacks.

Don't get behind this car. He looks like a Steve Snider Driver the way he is weaving through the lane.

by derrizzle April 29, 2010

Christian Driver

A driver who stops to let people out of side turns and slows down so people may exiting parking lots without having to wait for a lull in traffic.

Christian Driver slows down, motions with hand.
Other Driver: Oh kewl, he is letting me in.

by diemunkiesdie August 9, 2006

Permit driver

A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.

What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver.

by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009

teenage driver syndrome

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.

Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome

by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009

backseat driver

A person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.

Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.

by tHe_DarKonE September 18, 2007

jersey driver

New jersey licensed drivers who drive with a purpose...some may say they are wild and crazy, however that is what they are accustomed to. They lack patience and at times courtesy.

When your driving on the highway and you see people coming flying up, assume its a "jersey driver".

Someone cuts you off...."Jersey driver".

by jerseygirl123 August 15, 2011

paki driver

the term used to describe any brown skinned driver of south asian origin.

They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.

Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.

My car got hit by 3 paki drivers last year and none of them had insurance.

by great success April 4, 2006