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couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
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Red-jaguar-driver

A usually low-class person who buys/ lease/ finance a demo red Jaguar. These people often buy fake purses. Forever 21 and Urban Planet are their favorite shopping destinations.
Jason, I see you in cheap outfits these days, are you becoming a red-jaguar-driver?
by Urban Thornhill Idioms November 28, 2018
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lake shore drive

“Let’s take a trip down Lake Shore Drive
by HankHill69 December 9, 2018
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Groovy like a Drive-In movie

It's chill man; To go with the flow while being easy and breezy; easy on the eyes and pleasantly surprised; made infamous by Snoop Dogg himself; see Pitch Perfect 2
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you say about dinner this weekend with Andrea at that new restaurant in LA?

Guy 2: groovy like a drive-in movie
by andimak2639 December 26, 2019
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Uber Driver

Uber is a ridesharing service based in San Francisco. The company uses a smartphone application to connect passengers with drivers of vehicles for hire.
Uber drivers are just glorified taxi drivers.
by Zantura November 14, 2014
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at the drive-in

A band that hails from El Paso, Texas and stays true to its routes no matter what the circumstances. All around the wickest band in its class. Energetic, fast paced, intelligent rock that's bound to reach your soul. Napoleon Solo is a wicked song.
If you don't know who At The Drive-In are, you're listening to too much hip-hop and heavy metal on MTV. Therefore you suck.
by James Peich October 27, 2004
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women drivers

there is absolutely no worse driver than this. especially when driving a big suv (ie expedition, suburban, etc) and/or talking on the cell phone
hey some woman driver ran me off the road in her excursion while she was talking on her cell phone
by ross March 11, 2004
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