douchebag

referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.

not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well.

dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.

douchebag by Chelsea!?!? April 7, 2007

douchebag

A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.

Cathie, you are such a douchebag!

douchebag by cthompson912 June 30, 2010

douchebag

My ex boyfriend, Jayson.

Friend: Did you see that douchebag?!
Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!

douchebag by WakaWoman January 15, 2012

Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.

I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!

Douchebag by Count Frolic May 7, 2016

douchebag

A bag used to hold one or more douches.

I bought so many douches, I needed a douchebag to carry them.

douchebag by ibuprofen May 18, 2009

douchebag

Pretty much just another insult, refers to a vagina cleaner,

One of the most ineffective insults I’ve ever heard, I can't take someone seriously when they say it.

Commonly used by Americans

me: so I tripped over at the party, luckily your girlfriends tits broke my fall

Sam: you're a douchebag

me: really, that's all you’ve got to say

Sam: yeah don't say that about my girlfriend you douche

me: well anyway after the fall she asked me to get my dick out for her suck on a bit

Sam: get fucked you sad cunt

me: that's better

douchebag by frankonera September 5, 2009

douchebag

1.A word that is used to replace any noun, adjective or verb also can be shortened to "douche

1. Oh man this guy's a douche
2. go douche yourself
3. what a douchebag of a situation
4. Hello my name is johnathan fesiwinkle, i sure do enjoy douche cakes

douchebag by Time scit October 13, 2003