Donk Status

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.

"Dude that was fucking donk status."

by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006

donk sauce

diarhea
something awesome

Give me that donk sauce!

by blackmanhops January 15, 2009

donk slob

donk slob is one who loves to give donkey kong of "Mario Kart" a big slobbery blowjob. Of course giving a giant gorilla a blowjob can be dangerous so there is usually loss of teeth and lots of blood and mucus add to the massive amounts of slob.

Keith Catchem' is a donk slob.

by Michael Fahey December 14, 2008

donk bet

To place a bet in first position on the river in texas holdem with little or no value to be gained. This play is used as a bluff and a scare tatic, most likely resulting in additional bets gained at a latter time.

I had missed a draw and I led out on the river knowing I could not win this was a donk bet.

by MR_WOLFF August 24, 2006

donk-de-dong

pronounced just as it sounds, referring to one's large penis. This term is not used for bragging rights or comparisons to John Holmes. By definition; longer and wider than a jumbo magic marker. anything smaller than that and all I have to tell you is, "sorry."

I'll take my donk-de-dong and give her a poke or two. or My donk-de-dong is so big I could bitch slap you with it from here.

by master donk-de-dong September 8, 2006

Donk Punch

1. When you sneak up behind someone (preferably female) and punch them in the donk (their butt).

2. When a man is having sex from behind a woman and when he's about to cum he pulls out and shoves it into her donk. (Normally not done on a woman you ever care to have sex with again or a true freak).

This defines itself donk punch.

by LorielDetheroc May 28, 2009

Donk Show

A group of people known as Swamp Donkeys gather together in a large group and make fools of themselves or others

Man that party was a donk show!

by Sauce57 August 25, 2008