Pez Dispenser

To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor

"I emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day"

by bigfellatrilogy March 8, 2012

pez dispenser

A sexual manuver similar to the elevator shaft. However, instead of completely removing the head, there is a small amount of skin left in tact on the hack of the neck, allowing the head to flop up and down like a pez dispenser.

Alex decided to do the pez dispenser instead of the elevator shaft because he would only need one trashbag to clean up.

by DLOTS November 28, 2006

Dispensers

The Optometrists bitches

first defined by Nimtard Ali

(Nimrah)optmetrists: Come over here and shine these lenses

(bitch)Dispensers: Yes MP (miss prof)

by OZ the man Im the MAN November 8, 2007

dispense me

Takin from the word spensas.
meaning sorry,my bad, or forgive me?

sadie:did you save me sum tacos?

jorge:i kinda sorta-ish ate them all.
dispense me??

by sadie gomez June 17, 2008

Tape Dispenser

A person that works for the goverment that gives you a load of "red tape" to cut through. Higher levels include "Family Pack of Tape" and "Office Depot"

"Hey Bob you taking those plans to zoning?"
"Yeah"
"Watch out for those tape dispensers"

by The Draftsman August 28, 2005

dispellirate

The inability to be able to spell words or multiple words in a sentence correctly when typing

My friend Elliot always makes mistakes when he's texting me. I think he might be dispellirate.

by Mac3Dawgg June 25, 2021

Demon dispelling prayer

Ugh that felt funny...

Hym "Huh? What are you doing? What's happening?"

Iam "I was scrolling through TikTok and I came acroos this demon dispelling prayer... Are you alright?"

Hym "I just feel a little funny..."

Iam "Oh! Shit, should stop!?"

Hym "No! Play it! Play the whole thing!"

Iam "Ok..."

🔥Hym🔥 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WEAK!!! IS THAT IT!? IS THAT ALL THE POWER YOUR GOD COULD MUSTER!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023