Big dick disease

Koen.

Did you hear? Koen has big dick disease.

by Hikoenitsmeelena November 2, 2019

Itchy penis disease

Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.

I totally got itchy penis disease last night.

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

Tyler Durden Disease

Another way of explaining Dissociative Identity Disorder, or a person with a split personality.

Gollum/Sméagol have Tyler Durden Disease.

by Jon Snow 15 February 18, 2021

elton johndis disease

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.

Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022

im gonna fucking kill somebody disease

Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”

Symptoms:

- Too hot outside, for a bit too long

Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

by IEatWaffles114 May 19, 2022

Hashtag's Disease

When someone thinks they're really clever because they make half their post or Tweet a hashtag. So they do it all the time.

Real life instances of "Hashtag's Disease":

I was home two hours late for curfew. Oh wait, #WHYDOIHAVEACURFEW

I AM IN BED SO EARLY AND IT FEELS SO NICE! #igothomebeforemyparentsdid #notabigdeal

by Screamin' Squirter September 21, 2011

Pac Disease

A deadly fast spreading disase in which rappers act like and pretend to be 2Pac and fail to be origninal

Tha Realest, Ja Rule, Blac Haze, Master P (and the entire No Limit label)

by NanyoBizzness October 8, 2003