Dissimulator

a person who kind of disguises what they really mean.. or like.. their true intentions

Nick is a dissimulator boy

by Tijana September 12, 2005

dissin my pimpin

not respecting one's talent or skill

Tom called Bob's 3 point shot ugly. Bob replied, "Stop dissin my pimpin, I am up by 3 points now!"

by Urban Logic June 18, 2008

Disastatastrophe

Pronounced dizástá tástrəfee

Cleverly put together words Disaster and Catastrophe.

1.) A situation which may be called a disaster or catastrophe or even worse, both.

Original Source - Said by "Ted Bear" in one of Cyanide and Happiness' YouTube videos.

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-Example-
Ted Bear - "Here's the scenario, you're on an international flight and the best has gone dodgy. Perhaps a albatross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate and smacks right into it! Muckin' up your one snug commute to a spiraling disastatastrophe.

by SantaGuyDudePerson December 26, 2011

disastrous

A disaster of a certain magnitude in a sense. Can be used in the upmost dire situations. Relative to oneself usually in a sense

A Disastrous weather event, “life throws you a curveball”.

by Lolz for dayz August 15, 2019

disasterbate

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.

- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...

by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004

master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place

he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

disability

Apparently still fair game as the butt for humor according to many UrbanDictionary daffynitions, as well as popular culture in general.

At least as recently as 2000, movie-makers created an entire comedy around the concept of a disability by producing Me, Myself & Irene.

Duh-weebs in the cinema industry rewarded them by showing it on their screens.

More duh-weebs rewarded both the movie-makers and the cinemas by paying to see it, and a couple of the more hard-core cases actually enjoyed watching it.

by Downstrike October 5, 2004