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DiaBeezie

(DEE-A-BEE-Z)

A 'DiaBeezie' is often a shallow, brunette young woman. They tend to carry the following traits:

*Think they know better than you only because they have attended or graduated college.

*Don't think you could possibly know something if they do not.
*Are close minded and think any persons ideas are not as good as theirs.
*They think even calm drinking as a minor means you are reckless, and have a mental problem.

*Cries if a friend tries marijuana and, may not want to be friends with them after fact.
*Selfish
*Obsessive Compulsive
* Hypochondriac

*Your birthday is actually THEIR birthday
*Secretly jealous or intimidated by YOU & everyone else
*NOT street-smart
*Lack Common Sense
*Very insecure
*Very naive

*May have or develop an eating disorder
*Revolves only around her 'special' friends in which are usually apart of a sorority.
*Won't take pictures with you on her birthday unless you are apart of her sorority.
*Bad driver
*However insecure, is completely conceited.

*Pretty, full pout
*May have freckles
*Likes their hair short
*Typically very thin
*Repeats anything you tell them to their mom/gaurdian.
*Loves animals
*Loves milk
*Only makes the plans/won't go with your plans
*Loves to run
*Hates snake-doctors

*May try to rationalize her cheating ways
*Break, loose, or ruin their belongings - their parent or sugar daddy will always replace it.
*Oblivious to their actions and may see you as a bad friend.
Daughter: "MOM! Why does she think she's right all the time?"
Mother: "Don't mind her, she's probably just a DiaBeezie"

Some dude: "So what happend to that chick you held hands with?"
Dude: "Ah, nevermind her, she told me she had a boyfriend but said that it is okay to do because 'she's young'."
Some dude: " Ew, she sounds kinda dumb...like a DiaBeezie"

Classmate: "So how was your bff's bday party??"
Lea: "She wanted me to be photographer. We didn't take one picture together."
Classmate: " *scoff* That girl is a total DiaBeezie!"
by Cute spottedpuppy July 17, 2011
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A extremly addicting free MMORPG made by the godly company know as Blizzard.
Usual convo...
1: OMFG A SOJ ^^
2: BAH, I GOT 60
3: FUCK YOU HAXOR
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The polite way of saying "you are a complete retard"
My son is mentally disabled, but I still love him. Translation. I wish I never met that guy at the club
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Their singing is so stupid, they belong in a disability choir
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Diabetes

If you have type one diabetes your beautiful and god was sooooo jealous he took your pancreas

Another reason:your pancreas just could stand your beauty
Hooman:wow your beautiful

You:I have type one diabetes
Hooman:I wish I did😭😟
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Type 3 Diabetes

The diabetes you have when you don't have diabetes, but have such a sweet tooth always eating and drinking sweet stuff you should have diabetes, even though the blood tests say you don't.
Kim: That's your fourth can of soda.... that can't be good for you!

Adrian: Yeah, just feedin' my Type 3 Diabetes.
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