(DEE-A-BEE-Z)
A 'DiaBeezie' is often a shallow, brunette young woman. They tend to carry the following traits:
*Think they know better than you only because they have attended or graduated college.
*Don't think you could possibly know something if they do not.
*Are close minded and think any persons ideas are not as good as theirs.
*They think even calm drinking as a minor means you are reckless, and have a mental problem.
*Cries if a friend tries marijuana and, may not want to be friends with them after fact.
*Selfish
*Obsessive Compulsive
* Hypochondriac
*Your birthday is actually THEIR birthday
*Secretly jealous or intimidated by YOU & everyone else
*NOT street-smart
*Lack Common Sense
*Very insecure
*Very naive
*May have or develop an eating disorder
*Revolves only around her 'special' friends in which are usually apart of a sorority.
*Won't take pictures with you on her birthday unless you are apart of her sorority.
*Bad driver
*However insecure, is completely conceited.
*Pretty, full pout
*May have freckles
*Likes their hair short
*Typically very thin
*Repeats anything you tell them to their mom/gaurdian.
*Loves animals
*Loves milk
*Only makes the plans/won't go with your plans
*Loves to run
*Hates snake-doctors
*May try to rationalize her cheating ways
*Break, loose, or ruin their belongings - their parent or sugar daddy will always replace it.
*Oblivious to their actions and may see you as a bad friend.
A 'DiaBeezie' is often a shallow, brunette young woman. They tend to carry the following traits:
*Think they know better than you only because they have attended or graduated college.
*Don't think you could possibly know something if they do not.
*Are close minded and think any persons ideas are not as good as theirs.
*They think even calm drinking as a minor means you are reckless, and have a mental problem.
*Cries if a friend tries marijuana and, may not want to be friends with them after fact.
*Selfish
*Obsessive Compulsive
* Hypochondriac
*Your birthday is actually THEIR birthday
*Secretly jealous or intimidated by YOU & everyone else
*NOT street-smart
*Lack Common Sense
*Very insecure
*Very naive
*May have or develop an eating disorder
*Revolves only around her 'special' friends in which are usually apart of a sorority.
*Won't take pictures with you on her birthday unless you are apart of her sorority.
*Bad driver
*However insecure, is completely conceited.
*Pretty, full pout
*May have freckles
*Likes their hair short
*Typically very thin
*Repeats anything you tell them to their mom/gaurdian.
*Loves animals
*Loves milk
*Only makes the plans/won't go with your plans
*Loves to run
*Hates snake-doctors
*May try to rationalize her cheating ways
*Break, loose, or ruin their belongings - their parent or sugar daddy will always replace it.
*Oblivious to their actions and may see you as a bad friend.
Daughter: "MOM! Why does she think she's right all the time?"
Mother: "Don't mind her, she's probably just a DiaBeezie"
Some dude: "So what happend to that chick you held hands with?"
Dude: "Ah, nevermind her, she told me she had a boyfriend but said that it is okay to do because 'she's young'."
Some dude: " Ew, she sounds kinda dumb...like a DiaBeezie"
Classmate: "So how was your bff's bday party??"
Lea: "She wanted me to be photographer. We didn't take one picture together."
Classmate: " *scoff* That girl is a total DiaBeezie!"
Mother: "Don't mind her, she's probably just a DiaBeezie"
Some dude: "So what happend to that chick you held hands with?"
Dude: "Ah, nevermind her, she told me she had a boyfriend but said that it is okay to do because 'she's young'."
Some dude: " Ew, she sounds kinda dumb...like a DiaBeezie"
Classmate: "So how was your bff's bday party??"
Lea: "She wanted me to be photographer. We didn't take one picture together."
Classmate: " *scoff* That girl is a total DiaBeezie!"
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/ˌdīəˈbētēz/
Noun:
A disorder of the brain causing an excessive need for new music, which produces large amounts of adrenaline or positive emotions. It can occur at any age, but it is most often diagnosed in teens, or young adults.
The theory is currently that the body experiences a new song, mix, or playlist that contains way too many awesome beats, which causes an instant transmittance. The exact cause has not been proven, but it is often suspected of being EDM (Electronic Dance Music) such as House, Electronic/Dance, or Dubstep which have a high spread rate. It is not limited to these niches however, and there have been cases of other genres such as Hip-Hop producing signs of the disease.
Daily injections of beats via headphones or speakers are needed to sustain the affected, or strong withdrawal symptoms may occur. It is unknown if there is a permanent cure at this time.
Noun:
A disorder of the brain causing an excessive need for new music, which produces large amounts of adrenaline or positive emotions. It can occur at any age, but it is most often diagnosed in teens, or young adults.
The theory is currently that the body experiences a new song, mix, or playlist that contains way too many awesome beats, which causes an instant transmittance. The exact cause has not been proven, but it is often suspected of being EDM (Electronic Dance Music) such as House, Electronic/Dance, or Dubstep which have a high spread rate. It is not limited to these niches however, and there have been cases of other genres such as Hip-Hop producing signs of the disease.
Daily injections of beats via headphones or speakers are needed to sustain the affected, or strong withdrawal symptoms may occur. It is unknown if there is a permanent cure at this time.
Person 1: Hey how are you feeling after that club last night? That DJ was AWESOME!
Person 2: Too good. I think I overdosed on ridiculous music, so I saw my doctor and he said now I have Diabeaties.
Person 1: Yea somewhere between Ultra Music Festival, Holy-Ship, Electric Zoo, Dayglow, and Electric Daisy Carnival I caught the same thing.
Person 2: Too good. I think I overdosed on ridiculous music, so I saw my doctor and he said now I have Diabeaties.
Person 1: Yea somewhere between Ultra Music Festival, Holy-Ship, Electric Zoo, Dayglow, and Electric Daisy Carnival I caught the same thing.
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