Spouse deprivation

The act of ignoring the needs and or wants/desires of your spouse at all costs. To withhold simple things such as compliments or more extreme emotional needs including intimacy.

As he went about his day he knew he'd include spouse deprivation in his plans.

by Boredwife January 3, 2017

Derpin

To snort a line of crack, or some sort of drug.

Ay man, you're lucky you got crack, I wish I was derpin!

by Hillathug January 22, 2010

Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011

Social Deprivation

something an english teacher says all the time

Teacher: And this meant that he had some serious messages about social deprivation
Students: *snore snore*

by Pink_TeaCups February 28, 2008

johnny depping

Johnny depping some one is when you throw your phone at the other persons face after the act of love making

I'm johnny depping some one tonight

by Martiniuos January 9, 2018

sara deprivation

A life threatening condition that occurs as a result of isolation from Sara Ahmed. Causes bad symptoms and eventually leads to death

“I haven’t seen sara for so long I’m dying of sara deprivation”

by ignorantslut2001 August 25, 2018

Bieber deprived

1. Suffering a lack of Justin Bieber.
2. Needing to urgently listen or see Justin Bieber.

Person 1: My friend made me listen to some heavy metal.
Person 2: That's horrible. It's just like a bunch of people screaming.
Person 1: Yesss, im Bieber deprived. I need some "never say never" or something.

by jbiebss June 20, 2011