This Is Definitely Me

A phrase used to describe a very obvious thing about yourself to annoy people around you

Hey guys, this is definitely me when I’m sitting down on the couch.

by Rumple Bumpkin July 20, 2020

fake definition

A definition like this

This definition is a fake definition

by BabbleBoy January 28, 2023

Genuine Definition

Something you won't find on this site.

Oh, you want a Genuine Definition? Go to the normal dictionary, dumbass.

by offsidegoalfc August 12, 2021

The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018

Artisan Definition

A carefully skilled or crafted definition

Artisan Definitions are well made, precise to the point, are skillfully demonstrated in sentences, and have multiple useful definitions, even if the word is made-up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 27, 2021

Textbook definition

The most obvious, simple and blatant defenition of something.

Regina George from Mean Girls is the textbook definition of a main character.

by AKG31 May 16, 2023

Useless Definition

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason

(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

by generichandle32 July 24, 2023