Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

Danish

The act of fornicating wherein both parties are wearing waffle-knit robes and Glerups slippers

"Let's slip away for a quick danish."

"Wow, we're dressed for a danish this morning."

by Bubblybrown January 27, 2021

Danish

1. A people from Denmark or Greenland.

2. An indecipherable language.

You don't want to be Danish.

by VincGuy March 24, 2018

danish

sexy biceps
an indian man that will fuck your bitch 2wice
tt rizz god (proven)
squats more than your #1 beanie

danish is a goat frfr

by amziinoo September 29, 2022

danish dick dancing

What people in NSFW Facebook groups look up because i told ya to

Danish dick dancing...look it up.

by TedNugentWatchesYouPee July 4, 2023

Danish Forklift

When you are doggy styling this girl you decide to get kinky and stick a fork up her ass until she gets lifted off the ground. As she hits lifted she does a twirl forward on the fork and gurgles your balls.

“Man I just received the best Danish Forklift”

by Fat boy Dave May 18, 2018

Danish Caviar

The typical danish cuisine that is the giffel. Everyone in Denmark loves and adores this wonderful snack, and it is therefore regarded as the caviar of Denmark.

Random dude 1: "My girlfriend got me Danish Caviar"

Random dude 2: "oh man, she's a keeper!"

by Random dude #2 January 22, 2018