dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

vacca di

this expression is used in Italian usually at the end of a sentence to like tell how you’re feeling about it. The meaning of the word changes based on the tone in which u say “vacca di”.

I have four exams on monday, vacca dii ( ugh )
I’m going on going to disneyland tomorrow vacca diii ( yei )
turns out my sister’s pregnant vacca di ( like whaaaaat )

by signora beppina May 1, 2021

di nada

Italian way of saying prego because Spanish learners connect everything wrong

Grazie
di nada

by spanishqueen August 27, 2020

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

Dis-trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to believe he is un trustworthy

I think you should lock the car, that guy over there has a serious dis-trustache.

by Jaimiev6 May 22, 2011

what is dis

What is dis/what dis is slang for what is this. (Insert meme here)

What is dis? Dis teh Urban Dictionary.

by yetvanother random person May 12, 2021

soft dis

When you show your disapproval for someone in a passive way (such as casually ignoring them), but without overtly dissing them with words or actions.

I put the soft dis on my sister the other day because she's been scamming lately.

by Neckbone February 28, 2016