Diaper

Person who is "all wet," eg "full of it!" needs change!

Cruz is a diaper!

by therealbobbill April 20, 2016

diaper slut

Someone who wears all the adult diapers, while often engaging in oral sex.

Mukian your such a little diaper slut! Come here and suck daddy ‘s cock like a good boy

by Nacho! November 26, 2017

Diaper muffin

When you poop your pants.

So no shit there I was standing at the bridge when it washed out and damn if I didn’t drop a diaper muffin.

by Mom making a difference November 12, 2020

burrito diaper

The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.

Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!

by iDiaz September 19, 2009

Diaper Fucker

One that performs sexual intercourse with protective undergarments previously worn by incontinent senoir citizens.

You damn diaper fucker, get out of my trash can!

by redheadbass January 21, 2011

Diaper Change

A proper Diaper Change is performed when your girl is sitting in front of you naked from the waist down (socks optional). You proceed to lay her on her back, hold both of her legs in the air with one hand (as if changing a diaper), and then lick her lady parts thoroughly while keeping her legs suspended.

I can my lady loves her Diaper Change by the way she kicks her legs like a baby when I'm holding them above her head.

by JJReddman January 23, 2018

Diagraphephobia

noone cares about eteled so shut up fnf fans

diagraphephobia is the fear that you are stuck in a computer file whatever and you're gonna get deleted
phobia of being deleted. yes. that exists.

by Sanic Hegehog May 29, 2022