Diaper Meridian

Age precisely between infantile and senile incontinence (between snuggies and depends).

Bob refused to date anyone on his side of the diaper meridian.

by Mebegebo August 26, 2012

Diaper Shoes

Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.

Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.

by Shockererer November 7, 2016

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

Diaper Titties

When a female has large poorly shaped breasts that hang very low and doesn’t wear a bra or any type of support. Her breasts resemble the full saggy diaper of a child that is 2 hours overdue for a changing.

Hey Mercedes, look at that thot over there with them nasty diaper titties! Girl needs a bra, she out here looking like she breast feeds a heard of goats.

by Prince Ignorance August 31, 2018

diaper genie

When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.

I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.

by DiaperPie July 17, 2019

Diaper

A diaper is a soft absorbent, underwear like item that infants, and many adults with fetishes like ABDL or people with incontinence wear. They are mainly used to avoid the mess of accidents like peeing or pooping yourself. They are often quite soft and comfy, and come in many sizes and patterns.

Yo, I heard stephanie has a diaper fetish and wears them all the time!

by Informativelass March 14, 2020

diapery

Something that reminds of stinky babies

senpai’s wearing a pink hoodie it looks really diapery

by ki113rbunn November 19, 2020