Gender Deafness

A condition affecting men, rendering them unable to hear the words spoken by a woman. This is subsequently followed by the man parroting back exactly what was said, but repackaged as his own original thought, or mansplaining, or a combination of both.

Woman to group: "We have two options. We can fix the pole, utilise a generator for 3 days in the interim, but potentially have to sink the connection in 5-10 years when the main cable is sunk, rendering the pole redundant. Or we can sink the connection now and utilise a generator for 2-3 months."
Man to the woman: "Yeah, but you've got to careful how you go about it. I see that we have two options. We can fix the pole or we can sink the connection."
Woman to man: "I just said that. You are suffering gender deafness. I have an IQ in the top one percent of the population but yet, somehow, lower IQ men like you seem to think you are entitled to talk to me like I'm stupid. Fuck you and your mental deficit."

by Consonance Take Two September 15, 2019

deafass

deafass-
someone who ignores you when you are talking to them, or
when you are yelling at someone and they still can't hear you.

Scooter- "Rachael I think your sexy"
Rachael- " "
Scooter- "RACHAEL I THINK YOUR SEXY!!!!"
Rachael-" "
Scooter "fucking deafass!"

by _rachael_ January 16, 2008

Deafening Silence

Crickets play this orchestra piece all around the world. No one knows who taught it to them.

I was outside at night looking for my car keys when all of a sudden 'Deafening Silence' began to play

by V-Popp April 30, 2015

deafed off

When your long-term friend goes off with other people.

I'm being deafed off, Pezza's going off with that Jonesay

by ploppypoo October 1, 2010

deafhood

The concept is empowering for Deaf people because of the history of discrimination deaf individuals faced. Many deaf individuals faced audism, a new term meaning to discriminate based on the inability to hear. Deaf people historically have often been considered incapable of abstract thinking, since they lacked speech to express thoughts.

I am not deafness because I am not sick! I was born to be deaf and have a great journal in my life. It's my Deafhood!

by deaf person November 27, 2016

Deafulty boi

A word to call yourself "smart"

I am i Deafulty boi

by az2007 November 28, 2018

chore deafness

what your kids get when you ask them to do chores the audio version of refrigerator blindness

Kimmi, it's your turn to do the dishes,,,no answer,,, you must have chore deafness

by Pete Russell February 21, 2008