Custody By Default

When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.

Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.

by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023

Cunted

When you are so fucked up drunk that you can’t even say a completed sentence. You are so drunk that whatever you did last night, will forever be a mystery.

Bro I got so cunted last night, I think I mailed my socks to Japan.
Josh was so cunted that he jerked off on a main road.

by Yoshua July 30, 2024

Cutedoodle

When a doodle is doing a head tilt

Aww,look at that dog he his doing a cutedoodle

by Emmabuckley September 8, 2023

custerdy

I'll call custerdy

custerdy

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

custodize

dutch for custodying

idk if custodize is a word, but i just made it up

by long juan silverado October 31, 2023

Custer

A song this death metal group Slipknot made

"Half alive and stark-raving free and maligned
Encroaching on the purpose of this commercial-free interruption
Due to the prolific nature of this statement
Listener aggression is advised"

"Bro, have you heard Custer by Slipknot?" "uhh...no" "CUT/CUT/CUT ME UP" "dude shut up.."

by R3APT0KYO December 12, 2023

Custodes

Adeptus Custodes from Warhammer, the Emperor's gene-augmented bodyguards. Also known as giant, banana-shaped gold janitor bodyguards from Warhammer 40k.

Didn't the Custodes' Captain-General bang a Tau?

by Stormcatcher December 13, 2023