cumsexual

attraction to cum

person 1: I love cum

Bob (from minions): you are cumsexual

by snarkpark June 27, 2021

cumsicle

when a guy cums in a girl oustide during the winter,then lets it drip out as it freezes,followed by another girl sucking the "cumsicle"

GIRL 1 to GIRL 2-so i heard you let "bob" do a cumsicle with you and your mom.

GIRL 2 to GIRL 1-yea,thats true it was the best time of my life.

by anonypooh October 8, 2010

cumservative

Any conservative that aggressively defends gay rights or LGBT inclusion within conservative movements. Oftentimes Cumservatives will try to defend LGBT rights as a Western value in contrast to how the LGBT people are treated in Islamic nations. This ignores centuries of Christian thought. Very frequently Cumservativism is used as a way to bring up Israel for some dumbass reason even though they're from the United States and are supposed to be America First.

Conservatives: How does anal sex help us win the culture war?

Charlie Kirk: Gay values are Western values. I support our gay troops! Israel is the greatest country because they love gays, unlike in Islamic countries!

Conservatives: We know you're using "support the troops" as a way to trick conservatives into supporting LGBT inclusion. You're a Cumservative, feel free to dance the night away in Israel because I hear they like dancing over there.

by ShortNoserBigHat November 16, 2019

cumsnot

Root words:
Cum
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Semen ejaculated during orgasm.
Snot
(n.)Vulgar Slang
1. Nasal mucus; phlegm.


An individual worthy of little to no consideration. Also, a literal combination of the two root words.

Jesus, I hate Tyler. He always acts like such a little cumsnot.

by Adarael January 2, 2005

cumslinger

A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.

Dude, the cumslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

cumsiclelollipop

newly ejaculated semen on a popsicle stick.

cumsiclelollipops are my favorite sweet treat on a hot day!

by jewface69 August 28, 2009

cumstreaks

The marks left on the bed after sex or masturbation.

There were cumstreaks all over the place from last night.

by soxfan777 September 26, 2010