Cumas stocking

The act of Santa cuming in your stocking

George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......

by Greenday256 December 15, 2012

Cumberbeast

A nickname of Benedict Cumberbatch due to his over sexiness

In BBC's Sherlock, Martin Freeman acts as John H. Watson and the Cumberbeast as super duper sexy Sherlock

by Sherlocked_io November 4, 2013

crotch crumbs

another name for genital crabs. Also a name for subway crumbs that fall in one's crotch

Stop throwing your crotch crumbs at my face!

by snowwwwww April 23, 2009

scratch crumbs

The teeny little silvery crumbs that result when you scratching a lottery ticket, phone card, etc.

Hey b'ye git the dust buster and suck up dem scratch crumbs!

by shmoopster August 10, 2014

Cracker crumbs

Equivalent in meaning as white trash.

Also a verb when a white person acts trashy

I don't mess with those cracker crumbs.

Man, he be cracker crumbing.

by GroundLife February 5, 2017

Chicago Cubs

A baseball team from Chicago Illinios, with a classic home feild known as Wrigly, famous for it's ivy on the walls in the outfeild. The team it's self is quite terrible, and haven't won a wold series since the stone age. If they ever come close, there's always someone to blame it on when we fuck up weather it's be a fan or damn goat or something else retarted that it totally and completly unrealted the sport of baseball. Nicknamed the lovable losers for their blowness at it. Also have the greatist fans in the sport, and some like to poke fun at them when they're frusterated with their preformance lately........

Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Hey did we win today?

Chicago Cubs Fan #2: No, their picther had a complete game, no hitter.

Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Holy shit!! Who was it???

Chicago Cubs Fan #2: Some single A call up.

Chicago Cubs Fan #3: What the hell..ooh well, we had a 3 game winning streak going anyways, I was starting to feel uncomfortable

Chicago Cubs Fans # 1&2: Word.

by i dont want a name. September 21, 2005

cumberbund

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.

shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009