cuculick

a teacher who is a tool. his screensaber says so.

that teacher is such a cuculick

by your mom456 April 13, 2010

dirty cucumber

When you're banging a chick in the ass, and you pull out your dick and use it to spread shit on the bags under her eyes.

Reginald noticed his girlfriend had been looking a little haggard, so he gave her a dirty cucumber and told her to let it sit overnight.

by weinusbetweenus June 8, 2011

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

cucumbersome

a difficult lesbian orgy

i eat cucumbersomes in my salad

by Vu Ngo January 17, 2004

and some people like cucumbers pickled

phrase--A response to a statement to which you care nothing about. From Chappelle's Show.

Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?

Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.

by roller June 10, 2005

cuckservitive

A politician or pundit who pretends to be conservative but allows the Democrats to fuck us. Noted examples: Speaker of the House Cuck Ryan, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McCuckold, Cuck "Obama-Lite" Romney, Ted Cuckz, William Cuckstall of the The Standard and Glen Cuck of the Blaze.

All the Cuckservitives waited until there was no actual chance of defunding Obamacare before they voted to defund it.

by BHO61 May 20, 2016

White caucus

United States' Congress.

Colbert(in the Word):Why don't we have a White caucus, it's called Congress.

by RefriedBeaner February 5, 2007