cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.

Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.

by The bow seat November 30, 2017

Cool as a Cucumber

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.

Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"

by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019

Cucumber Fingers

The act of fingering your butthole as a cucumber penetrates your vaginal region. Thus making you erupt.

“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”

by PussyPunisher12 April 16, 2023

hot cucumbers

Opposite meaning to cool bananas

A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.

B: Hot cucumbers!

by marcinr June 6, 2014

cucumber

a sticky cock that is used by horny niggas

"the women pulled his sticky white cucumber all the way to the 600 niggas"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Another Cucumber For The Knowing Ones

1. A phrase that describes an inside joke among any number of people

2. A phrase that describes a reference between conversations had previously

Guy: Remember when you pulled a Kasen.
Guy 2: That's another Cucumber for the knowing ones.

by Thepinknudle August 15, 2022

cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022